36 Staples

The Microsoft Surface is like... A box of 100 staples, where 64 are used to hold the box together, so you only get to use 36 Biting satire on Hacker News in response to Marco Arment's post about the Surface free space scandal.

Forbes Crushes Microsoft

Sell Microsoft NOW! Ballmer has committed to fight to the death in his effort to defend & extend Windows. So expect death… Adam Hartung paints a dire picture of decreasing sales, increasing competition and poor leadership. If customers and investors smell blood in the water, Microsoft will be the next…